Warden (Elemental Paladins Book 1)
Book one in the Elemental Paladins series
“Usually she didn’t tolerate orders well, but given that this order involved a front row ticket to perhaps the best arse in history, she decided to heed the command.”
“Did you just spank me?” Max sputtered out between snort-laughs. Jeez, talk about emasculating. He was never trying anything new again! “No. My hand slipped.” He replied stoically.
“I was wrong.” Max moaned and arched her back, pressing her breasts into his chest. “That is the sexiest thing I have ever heard. Say it again, only this time … whisper it.”
“Heck, Ryker. I didn’t want to bind myself to Kane … I just wanted to sit on his face.”
“I just saw Ryker’s meatcicle!” Cali’s azure eyes rounded comically and immediately darted to Ryker’s bedroom window, “You saw what?” “His meatcicle! I totally saw his meatcicle!”
“Look at this hand here. Picture it loaded with all my wants and needs and deep, deep desires … Now look at this hand, but this time picture it filled with a great big pile of gorilla shit. Now which one do you think I’m likely to get more of?” She moved her hands up and down as though she were balancing an invisible scale and continued, “Because past history dictates that I’m getting the primate turd.”
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