One mysterious package covered in bright blue cartoon wrapping paper delivered by an Armadillo on a twenty-speed Schwinn racing by at a high rate of speed.
Forty-eight hours to save my friends, my momma, and Gram-Gram from a revenant relative returned from the grave.
A seventeen-hour road trip to get help from the Almighty Shifter Wanker with my Queen-in-her-own-mind Eagle critiquing my choice in music and my inability to carry a tune in a bucket with a lid.
One essential, crucial, and had-to-happen trip to Buck’s Stop-N-Go for cheesy puffs, black licorice, and a forty-four-ounce soda.
A super sexy Mule who comes to the rescue, saves my bootay from inevitable demise, and steals my heart.
You’ve got the life of Edna Easterwing, aka me. All I wanted was a quiet day with my coffee, paperwork, and the Sanity-Challenged Shifters of Bailmore Hall – Instead…
I’m Feathered, Cursed, and Mated to an Ass…Midnight Margaritas, anyone?
All I can say is buckle up, Buttercup, it’s time to get FLOCKED ’cause that’s how we roll in Tallulu Parish!
You see, I had met in her through an anthology we were both a part of. I admit to fangirling ’til my fingers were sore from jazz-handing that I was in the same Facebook group with Robyn, let alone having my story published in the same anthology with her. Then, I met her at RT in 2017, and I was BLOWN A-WAY. She is not only gorgeous inside and out but she is also hilariously funny, so incredibly down-to-earth, and just a blast to be around. She is my Pookie-Doodles-Momma for life. If you EVER have the chance to meet her in person, hop on your scooter and go! It will be the most fun you’ve ever had.
As for me, I’m Southern to the bone, love my children more than life itself, and adopt animals like most people collect dust bunnies. (Oh come on, we’ve all got them under the bed.) I came by the tagline Sassy, Southern Storyteller honestly and many years before I ever started writing. (My dad thought it was a hilarious nickname his kindergarten teaching daughter.)
I live by three simple rules – (1) Treat people how you want to be treated. (2) Smile lots. (3) Try everything, ’cause hearses don’t have luggage racks.
Now, go out there and create your own story!!! Dare to Dream! Have the Strength to Try EVERYTHING! Never Look Back!